Why The AZFFL

Hey you! Yeah, you. Love the haircut, very nice. First of all let me say thank you for taking a look at our league. You have lots of options yet you’re here and we appreciate that. Below are just some of the reasons we think you’ll love your time in the Arizona Flag Football League.

IDEAL FOR ALL PLAYERS
• Balance of fun and competition perfect for rookies and vets alike. Cause we want you noobs to have fun and not feel out of place, and also want you weekend warriors to not feel like it’s a daycare either.
• League provided resources to help develop and hone your skills, so you aren’t a noob forever. Will you get to be a level 99? Probably not. But you’ll able to impress friends and family with your football skills and really, isn’t that all that matters?

BETTER BANG FOR YOUR BUCK
• Some leagues charge extra fees because you didn’t sign up for the next season while you’re barely halfway through the season you’re playing. Whack. And do you see any of that money make its way back to you? Hell no you don’t. Well not here. We want as much money as possible to go back into the league and your experience, not our pockets. That’s why we guarantee 10 games (weather permitting obviously) including playoffs while some of those other leagues only offer 7. It’s all part of our Whackfree Guarantee™.

CO – ED
• Rules specifically designed to make sure women are a MAJOR part of the game. And I don’t know about you but I believe most things are better when women are involved. Like the show Cops, or grape smashing (shout out to I Love Lucy). And of course, flag football.

INCLUSIVE
• EVERYONE is welcome regardless of race, sex, gender, orientation, political affiliation, or affinity for My Little Pony. And if you have any problems with any of the above don’t sign up. A ZERO TOLERANCE policy for douchebaggery will be strictly enforced.

TWATWAFFLES NEED NOT APPLY
• I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Steve Keim isn’t going to be scouting any of these games for Larry Fitzgerald’s replacement. We want you to have fun and play hard but if you’re signing up to be THAT PERSON, JUST….. DON’T.

FUN GAMEDAY EXPERIENCE
• Beer permit. Beer and football. Cause that’s what the Founding Father’s would’ve wanted. MURICA.
• Bluetooth speaker at the field so you can get your freak on while you get your flag on.
• Two paid referees. And the refs will be held accountable for repeated bad calls. Because, as part of our Whackfree Guarantee™, we don’t want your experience to be marred because some dude in a striped shirt think he’s the second coming of Ed Hocculi.
• Stats! Yeah, that’s right, stats. Your co-worker just got that promotion? That’s nice but is she leading the league in catches and receiving yards? I didn’t think so.
PRO-ACTIVE AND COMPREHENSIVE LEADERSHIP
• Here’s a crazy idea. The people who run the league, wait for it, play in the league. It’s a novel concept and is in clinical trial mode but we believe that having the leadership be at the field helps when any issues arise.
• Clear and concise communication to keep members consistently up to date on all league matters. I will literally write you a letter and snail mail it if that’s what it takes. *Recipient of said letter pays for postage.

Like I said above these are just some of the reasons you’ll love playing in the Arizona Flag Football League. Sound good? Then we’ll see you on the field.

From the desk of the Commissioner
Aaron Keel