2026 Liability Waiver

By participating in Bocce, Unlimited, I acknowledge that I am voluntarily taking part in a sport that looks easy until you actually throw the ball.

I understand that bocce involves rolling heavy objects across a surface of uncertain geological stability while holding a beverage. Balls may travel in unexpected directions due to player error, rogue gravel, mysterious slopes, or Reb.

I accept the risks of participation, including:

• Rogue bocce balls
• Heated tape-measure debates
• Excessive crouching and squinting at the pallino
• and the emotional trauma of missing a shot everyone assumed was automatic.

I further acknowledge the following league rules:

• Calling bocce “boochie ball” results in snack duty.
• Any measurement requires at least three players and four opinions.
• The referee is always right… or at least confident.

All disputes will be resolved using one of the league’s official conflict-resolution methods:
Rock–Paper–Scissors, loud group consensus, or “close enough, let’s get another drink.”

Finally, I understand that the real objective of Friday night bocce is not victory, but the sacred Wisconsin traditions of fish fry, old fashions, and exaggerated stories about the shot that totally would have counted.

By playing, I accept all risks, nonsense, and good-natured ridicule associated with Bocce, Unlimited.