Cornucopia of Chaos No Sting Mini Dodgeball Season

🌽🍂 CORNUCOPIA OF CHAOS: NO STING MINI DODGEBALL SEASON 🍂🌽

Leaves are falling, turkeys are trembling, and dodgeballs are flying. This season, we’re serving up six weeks of crunchy chaos — draft-style. Forget carving pumpkins, we’re carving out teams: everyone signs up as a free agent, gets scooped into the draft, and thrown into the harvest mix.

⚡ Season Details
📍 LOCATION: Kealing Middle School – East Austin
⏰ TIME: Tuesdays, 7:00 PM – 9:00 PM
🏐 FORMAT: Draft League | 6–8 Teams | 10v10 | 40–50 minute games
🍂 SEASON: October 14 – November 18 (6 weeks)

💸 Registration Costs & Dates
Early Harvest: $45 – Sign up before Sept 6
Standard Entry: $55 – Closes Sept 20
Last Call Chaos: $65 – Final deadline Sept 28

🌟 First-Time Players: Take $5 off! Message us for your discount code.
🍂Returning Players: Recruit a fresh turkey and earn a $5 credit toward a future season for every new player you refer!

This is your chance to dive in, get drafted, and see where you land in the Cornucopia of Chaos. Who will rise, who will fall — and who will feast on the victory?

🍁 Season Dates
October 14
October 21
October 28
November 4
November 11
November 18 – Playoffs & Championship

🙌 Skill Levels
Skill Level Overview:
Beginner - First or second season of competitive dodgeball

Played A Few Times - Played between 2-4 seasons but still learning the game

Intermediate - You’ve played at least 5 competitive seasons OR have only played a few seasons but have a solid grasp of the game.

Competitive - You’ve been playing for many seasons and bring key strengths to your team.

Advanced - You’ve been playing for multiple years and hold your own competitively on the court with a dynamic and multi-faceted skill set

ALL are welcome — from total newbies to dodgeball diehards. If you’ve got energy and a love of fun competition, you’ve already got what it takes.

So grab your flannel, shake off those autumn leaves, and get ready to dodgeball! 🍂

👉 Register now and enter the Cornucopia of Chaos.